"HELP! I’m drowning in a sea of churchills. I have fine smoking handmade Churchills up to my eyebrows. I need your help. Will you take some off my hands at an outrageous price? How outrageous? Check out the math and tell your friends I’m in distress. This is by far the most extraordinary offer you will see this year on full sized imported handmades. Here’s your deal. 150 fine smoking handmade Churchills, all 7" x 48 or larger, plus a knockout, imported 150 capacity humidor with hygrometer and humidifier. I’d say an honest retail value of $350 for cigars and humidor. Rescue me from the sea of Churchills I’m drowning in and you can have the whole shooting match for $159. How’s that for outrageous? Don’t forget to tell your friends... I need to move the merchandise before I’m swamped. (cigar selection may vary)" |
